Archive | August, 2012

Peter Hitchens

13 Aug
He fucks you up, that Hitchens chap
  He may not mean to, but he does
He’ll fill you with his ghastly crap
  And add some extra, just because.
But he was fucked up in the past
  By boarding school and Trotsky club 
From Mail on Sunday’s shrill lambaste
  To glass half empty down the pub
So now he trolls the world for wage
  With views from 1954
Shun his poison, turn the page
  And stick to reading Suzanne Moore.

Peter Hitchens, 1954