The Lord (of Twitter)’s Prayer

7 Jan

Arbiter
Of taste on Twitter
Followed be thy n@me
Thy #ff done
For thy showbiz chums
All week as it is on Friday
Give us each day your cosy set
And forgive us our jealousies
As we forgive those who subtweet against you
And feed us not into your timeline
Nor deliver us a mention
For thine is the Twitter
The column and the book deal
For #ff and #ff
RT.

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