Archive | July, 2013

The New Jerusalem

31 Jul

And did those tweeps in ancient times
Squawk about Twitter’s homepage screen?
And was the heavy hand of Plod
On Twitter’s pleasant timelines seen?

Or did the Tweet elite define
Henceforth our posting protocols?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Despite those dark satanic trolls?

Bring me my dial to block or scold!
Bring me my button of desire!
Bring me my tweets; secure, patrolled!
Bring me my knob of righteous ire!

I will not cease from knee-jerk fight;
Nor shall I try to understand
Till we have built a new Salem
And Twitter’s clean and safe and bland.

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