Archive | September, 2014

Don’t leave the UK – by The Cameronards

17 Sep

Don’t leave the UK
We can’t survive, we can’t grow and thrive
Without your oil, oh Scotland
Don’t leave the UK

Don’t leave the UK
A yes vote’s unsound, says Gordon Brown
You can’t have the pound
So don’t leave the UK

Oh Scotland, the Queen thinks a yes vote is bad for you
And so do Eddie Izzard and Beckham too
Think of all the bank HQs that you could lose
And can’t you see that Salmond thinks he’s Robert the Bruce
So come on down and keep all your Scottish MPs
We’ll even let you hang on to the BBC…


50 ways to leave the union

12 Sep

The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if we share our currency
Just listen to Alan Cumming and Sean Connery
There must be fifty ways to leave the union

She said we don’t need Westminster to intrude
Furthermore, it means we’re finally rid of Dave’s Bullingdon brood
Let them have the nukes, but we’ll keep all the crude
There must be fifty ways to leave the union
Fifty ways to leave the union

You just swim down the loch, Jock
Jump in a cab, Rab
You don’t need to be coy, Boyd
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Angus
You don’t need to devolve much
Just drop off the key, Malky
And get yourself free…