Don’t leave the UK – by The Cameronards

17 Sep

Don’t leave the UK
We can’t survive, we can’t grow and thrive
Without your oil, oh Scotland
Don’t leave the UK

Don’t leave the UK
A yes vote’s unsound, says Gordon Brown
You can’t have the pound
So don’t leave the UK

Oh Scotland, the Queen thinks a yes vote is bad for you
And so do Eddie Izzard and Beckham too
Think of all the bank HQs that you could lose
And can’t you see that Salmond thinks he’s Robert the Bruce
So come on down and keep all your Scottish MPs
We’ll even let you hang on to the BBC…


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